Women do not carry pocket knives ... - Dunn

Sometimes I wish there was a chastity belt for the mouth. ~ Monty

But, Erika, what are beer balls? ~ Lyndsy

I don't like chocholate nuts! ~ Dirty

If I didn't have a Horton, I'd be jealous of me, too! ~ Angie

If you wanna see a show, this is where it's at. ~ Ashleka

Jarrod can't just have one big ball. ~ Dunn

Oh, I need kisses ... the kind that make your mouth happy. ~ Dirty

Do you have mini nuts??? ~ Ashleigh

Experience is what you get when you don't get what you want. ~ Anonymous

If you can't say "amen" you'd better say "ouch!" - Vodie Baucham