Jesus loves you. Don't be cranky. ~ JJ

To get out of difficulty, one must usually go through it. ~ Anonymous

I don't date boys with boobs. ~ Kristen

Nate: Third base is holding hands.
Jarrod: Dude, how many bases are in your game?!

I like second base! ~ Erika

I just wanna be there when Nate sees his own wii ~ Erin L

God's gotten out of every box I've tried to put Him in. ~ Ed Young

If you were a squirrel you'd have a hot tail. - Talkasaurus

There is never a time when a Ding Dong does not taste good. - Melissa

I like to spend time naked! - Joanna

Courtney: Why are we giving Erin new panties?
Steph: Because she got a new job! (duh)

People are rarely too tired to want time with me. ~ Erin

It's a waste to run around wearing shirts that say "Let's Get Naked!!!" but never do it. - Erin D

The most profound things God promised were often fulfilled against the greatest odds and through the most difficult hardships. To God, faith is often the point - God does nothing cheaply. ~ Beth Moore

Let's make sure we use our freedom for significance. ~ Joseph

Homily ... that's a type of corn, right? ~ Bethy

God mooned Moses, and Third Day wrote a song about it. It's called "Show Me Your Glory." ~ Jeremy

My RA could beat up your LIT. - SuperDave

That's some of the best gooey I've ever had! - Ashleigh

The next time you let a naked man in my room, I'm packing my bags! - Dirty